All of the above done in a deadpan manner that would make statuary look like a Tex Avery cartoon.
But finally, I got a reaction.
I left the below drawing in his office when I knew he was out and about socializing with the rest of the crew:

I got the inspiration for this one from a famous photo on NSFW Rotten.com of a guy whose face appears to have exploded. I'm guessing from an M-80 exploding by his face or failed suicide attempt with a gun, but their caption says motorcycle accident.
Whatever, the results were gruesome enough for the image to stick in my head, and the above doodle resulted.
About an hour after I left the drawing, Action Boy peeks into my office, a mixture of shock, discomfort, and yes, even a little joy etched across his face.
Uh...thanks for the drawing, he mumbled.
You're welcome, I reply.
An awkward moment of silence.
He glances around, uncomfortably shifting his weight from one foot to the other for a few moments, then abruptly leaves.
I WIN.
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